Sunday, December 21, 2014

Sample Sunday....Swinging in the New Year


EXCERPT: 



“Hey baby, how’s your day?”
“Rough, but I won’t complain.”
“That’s good. Anyway, I won’t keep you on the phone long; the reason I called is because my co-worker, Natalie…you remember her?”
“Yeah, the white girl you hang out with?”
“Yeah, her. Anyway, she and her husband are having a little get-together at their house this evening and she invited us to come. I was calling to see if you’re up for it.”
“A get-together, huh?”
“Yeah, nothing fancy, she said it would be just a few people. I know you’re not a big fan of hanging around a lot of people you don’t really know.”
“I’m not, but I guess it can’t do too much harm to go, even if just for an hour or so.”
So far, so good, she thought to herself. She took a deep breath while she smiled and nodded thanks to the waitress who’d just walked over and placed her food on the table in front of her. 
“Okay, but before we get there, I should tell you a few things first.”
“Uh oh,” he said. “I’m listening.”
“Well, Natalie and her husband, Alonzo…they’re swingers and they  also want us to come to their New Year’s Eve party Wednesday night and…” she blurted out real fast.
“Whoa, hold up…wait a minute. You say they’re what now?”
“Swingers…you know, couples who like to have sex with other couples?”
“I know what swingers are, Val,” he said. “What I want to know is why in the hell they think we’d be interested in being a part of anything like that? The young folks these days will do just about anything, I’ll tell ya.”
“I thought that too, at first. But it can’t hurt to just go and see what it’s all about.”
“Wait, so…you actually thought about this? You would really want to have sex with another man?” he sounded hurt, as she suspected he would.
“Baby, we don’t actually have to have sex with other men and women, that’s totally optional. We could just watch…”
“So, I’m still not enough for you, huh? After everything we’ve gone through and that mess you got yourself into a few years ago, sex is still your top priority?” he interrupted her, raising his voice. This was only the second time since they’d been married that Daryl had gotten loud with her, the first time being when she told him she’d been having an affair with the strip club owner.
Val could tell he was getting angry. “Daryl, calm down before you run your blood pressure up. It’s not even like that. All I said was they invited us to come; nobody said anything about having sex with anybody.”
“But that’s what people like them do, have sex with any and everybody. Well, I want no parts of it. If I wanted to go sticking my dick up in every Jane, Suzy, and Mary, I would have stayed single.”
Of all the names he could have used to make his point, he chose Jane, Suzy, and Mary, Val thought to herself while rolling her eyes.  Just as she’d suspected, Daryl wasn’t even trying to hear her or what she was talking about. He might as well had been saying, ‘Fuck you and the train you rode in on,’ just now.
“You know what, just forget it Daryl. Bye!”
She disconnected the call and slammed her cell phone down on the table. She sat there and tried to finish the rest of her delicious sandwich, but she’d lost her appetite now, so she tossed the other half of it in the garbage, and walked out into the mall. She slowly window shopped while she made her way back towards her job. 
She loved her husband dearly, but the fact that he was so damn stubborn and closed-minded, got on her nerves. If it didn’t involve church, family, work, fishing, or drinking and playing dominoes with the fellas on Friday nights, he wasn’t interested in it. He rarely took her out anymore, other than her birthday and their anniversary, and other than the, wham-bam-thank you-ma’am sex they had, their lives were as dull as a butter knife. 

**This book is available on Amazon on both Kindle and paperback**

Friday, December 19, 2014

New Book Alert...


School is out for two weeks, so you'll have a little time on your hands...so check out this steamy novella from yours truly...

Synopsis:



Valerie and Daryl Watson (from My Secret Life: Confessions of a Housewife) overcame the obstacles when she cheated on him with a strip club owner/pimp, who also briefly turned her in an escort. Almost losing the love of her life after she told him the truth, Val vowed to never do anything that would put her marriage in jeopardy after Daryl forgave her. 
However, as good as things are between them, one thing remains the same- sex with her husband is extremely boring and predictable. 
When a friend invites the couple to attend her New Year’s Eve party swingers party, Val is excited about going, but she knows Daryl is not having it. Will she convince him to try something different for a change, or will this latest wild idea of hers to bring some excitement into their lives, have Daryl packing his bags and leaving for good? 

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

My Journey as a Self-Publisher...


Seven months ago, my life changed...and in a good way. I self-published my very first book. And no, I didn't just wake up one day and say to myself, "Hmm...I think I'm going to write/publish a book today."

I'm here to tell you, it doesn't (and CAN'T) happen that way. Reading and writing has been my favorite past time ever since I was a kid. In high school, our English teacher had us keep a journal that we had to write in the first five or ten minutes everyday, and while most of my peers groaned about having to do this, I couldn't wait. By the time she told us we could stop writing, I'd have several pages written, while some of my classmates had struggled to write even one paragraph. 

Growing up in a small town, I always thought that to have my stories (that's what I called them back then) published, I had to be 'discovered', much like scouts who go out and find singers and models. I thought that someone who knew someone more important, had to make my dream happen for me; and because I knew there was no way in hell anybody would 'find' me in a small (very small) town in southern Arkansas, I'd better stick with my day job. 

After I became a mom at the age of twenty, I put my dreams aside, and raised my two lovely children, who are now 16 and 10 years old. And now that they are older (and don't have much time for me) I had time to revisit my own dream- writing. I powered on my laptop one day and found documents from as far back as 2012, short stories I'd written when I had a moment of free time to myself, old notebooks where I'd written even more. Again, I had no idea as to what to do with my work, so I set it aside. Then, while chitchatting with a buddy on Facebook one day, she was telling me how she had written several books and was working on self-publishing them. I had no idea what she was talking about, but then she explained that you, meaning I, could publish my own books, without waiting to be signed to a traditional publisher. 

So, I logged off of Facebook, and logged onto Google, and searched 'self-publish' and the amount of information was overwhelming, at first. There were articles on top of more articles about the subject, and I read as many of them as I could. I happen to love researching things, so I read and gathered as much information as I could, and by the time I was done, I told myself to go for it. And let me be the first to say, it wasn't easy. There are many important steps to follow, such as creating a business/publishing company and getting it registered, getting a copyright for the book, finding a graphics designer to create a cover...it's not that hard, but definitely not as easy as it looks.

Now, on to the pros and why I love self-publishing: I am my own boss. I don't answer to anyone concerning what I write. I write what I want, when I want, as often as I want. I'm not on anybody's deadlines (other than if I set one for myself) but if something comes up and I'm not finished with a book when I said I wanted to be, that's perfectly okay. I've always been the type who loves doing things for myself and I hate asking people to do things for me (that's a pride issue that I've been trying to work on) so being able to publish my own book without waiting for a publisher to decide for me what genre I should write in, when I should release it, how many pages it should be, what the cover should look like- I get to make all of those decisions for myself. And while I have used graphics designers to design the covers of some of my books, armed with all the information I'd gotten from Google, I learned to design a couple of them myself. These are two covers that I designed myself. 

All it takes it a little time and know-how. Also, aside from being my own boss, the royalties I earn from my book sales, are mine to keep. On a daily basis, I come across authors complaining about 'some' publishers out there, who only pay their authors pennies in comparison to what they get. I don't have that problem. If publishing through Amazon, which is not a bad way to go, you get a check at the end of every month...you can even have it direct deposited to your bank account, like I did, and you don't have to worry about waiting for the mailman all day. Yes, the responsibility falls on me to market, distribute, and advertise my own books, but it beats working hard on a manuscript and pitching it to a traditional publishing house, only to wait for months to hear back, and then be rejected because the book is too short, or it doesn't fit their standards. Also, it can take over a year to have your book released with traditional publishing, because they have so many authors they're working with. However with self-publishing, you can have a paperback book finished in a few months and with Amazon's e-book publishing, that time is reduced to days. Also with services like Amazon's Creatspace Independent Print On Demand, authors can print as many books as they want or need at a time.

With the information that I found on Google, I published my first book, My Secret Life: Confessions of a Housewife, for less than $100.00, including sending in for the copyright, and opting to design the cover myself. If you have the money for a designer, that's fine...but a cheaper alternative is to do as I did and visit stock photo sites, such as dreamstime and shutterstock, purchase the photo, then use a photo editing site to design the cover. I spent about $15.00 on the covers I designed above, as compared to the hundreds of dollars a professional would charge you, depending on what you want. Also, while I'm searching through the hundreds of photos on sites such as these, I come across some of the same photos that I've seen as book covers that are designed by professional graphics designers. So you're essentially paying them to do the same thing you could do yourself, but that's completely up to you. 

Also, if you do have to ask other authors for assistance-as I did a time or two myself- make sure it's someone who genuinely wants to help you. Another thing I see often on social media, are publishers/authors who are obviously asked questions from someone who needs their help, then they take to Facebook to bash them after the fact. When I first got into publishing, I 'friended' other authors who I thought it would be good to network with. I have since deleted over half of them because unfortunately, the negativity on Facebook will have someone looking to write and publish (rather by themselves or with a publisher) change their minds. There is a lot of bullying, trash-talking, and discouraging comments from some people, but luckily I'm not a person who bought into all of that. I simply deleted them, and moved forward. I'm trying to accomplish something, build a brand, make a name for myself, and I don't have any room for negative people, trying to discourage me, so beware. 

All in all, I love it. Yes, there are moments when it can get frustrating, but it's very rewarding. I will say, don't write or publish books with the intent to get rich quick or make money, because you will be sorely disappointed. Because I'm a new author, it took a while before people even knew who I was. There are so many authors out there, most of them trying to achieve the same goal, so you must be patient and know that it takes time to see that your hard work has paid off. 

Another thing to keep in mind- once you hit that publish book button, you've now put your work, and yourself, out there for the world to see. Meaning, there are going to be some people who read your books, they make not like them, and they won't hesitate to let you know that. The customer reviews on Amazon can be brutal at times, so if you don't have a thick skin, you better get one...fast, or else don't even bother. The fact is, not everybody will like your work, and you have to be okay with that. Trust me, it's a huge blow to get a 1 or 2 star rating on something you've worked so hard on, but use that as motivation to do better, which is what I do. When I get a negative rating/review, I've learned to brush it off, keep writing, and do better next time. The reward comes when I have readers who love my books and encourage me to write more. I've published books that I wrote with the intent to be a single, stand-alone title, only to have readers request that I follow that book up with a sequel, which let's me know that I must be doing something right...somebody, somewhere likes it. I tell myself that if I manage to make even one person happy, then I've done my job, regardless of that the overall ratings may show on Amazon. Write what you know, what makes you happy, not what you think will sell, and you will be fine. Good luck! 





Monday, December 8, 2014

RHOA Recap...


Hey y'all (Paula Deen accent). I've been slacking in the writing/blogging department for the last couple of weeks, but I've been working. Aside from being wife, mom, and my torturous job as a cashier, I also released a novel on Black Friday, Passionate Christmas Kisses (which is currently still on Amazon's Best Sellers list) and I told myself that I was going to TRY to read some of those books that I've 1-clicked and were just setting on my Kindle, collecting...well just sitting there. I have made some progress, so like I said, I haven't totally been slacking.

Anyway, I did have time to catch my favorite guilty pleasure, Real Housewives of Atlanta and a few things have really annoyed me already, even though the season just started. First of all, WHYYYYY is Kenya Moore-whore (I just love saying that) still on the show? She hasn't had a man since Walter, two seasons ago, and even that relationship was a sham. Then, they brought in this Claudia chick- she is BASIC & BORING. She brings ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to this show, and I've yet to see the girl from House of Payne on the show, and it's what, the 4th episode already? Andy Cohen and them could and should have found someone better to replace Porsha, because this chick is just dry. I laughed my booty off last night when she invited Kenya over, and they had to sit on the floor on her bedroom...WTF??? She has no furniture and no man, all the more reason why she shouldn't be on the show. 

Now, let's move on to Kandi. First of all, R.I.P. to Ms. Sharon and condolences to Todd & Kandi, that was really sad to hear that she passed away. However, Kandi has been acting reallllll messy this season, running back and forth between circles. She was so worried about TRYING to get the girls to make up, sit around in a circle, hold hands, and hum Kumbayah....she needs to devote that same damn time and attention to putting her disrespectful ass mama in check for totally destroying the house that she GAVE her. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Todd is going to leave her ass. He's going to eventually get tired of Joyce and tell her ass off, and leave Kandi's silly ass there with her..it always annoys me that she thinks that everything her mom does, is so funny, even though she's totally dissing the hell out of her husband. I give them two more years, tops.

Cynthia- I just want to reach through the tv and slap that smirk right off her overly botoxed face. She's trying to be so damn smug this season, and it's not a good look AT ALL!!! Her attempts to come off as hard, are soooo lame. Peter is hyping her up, as he should- that is his wife. But it's not benefiting her any. If people didn't like her before, we damn near hate her now, with this fake hardness that she's bringing to the table this season. You can stand up for yourself without being a total bitch for no damn reason...IJS.

Lastly, Phaedra. She's always been one of my favorites, and she still is. She has been looking better than ever, since dropping her dead weight (Apollo). Now, I know some people think that she knew about Apollo's crimes...how could she not know? Well, I think it's totally plausible that she was in the dark. I could tell last season at the reunion that Pheadra was so over him. Go back and watch when he was having his little confrontation with Kenya...he put his arm around Phaedra, and I promise I saw her tense up, and it took all she had not to tell him to move his damn arm, or do it for him. I saw it in her eyes. I've also been in relationships where I was over the guy and his bull____, however, I still stayed for whatever reason. But even though I still said we were together, I didn't give a damn about him or what he had going on. I'd be in one room and he'd be in another. It was all hi and bye..and half the time, I didn't even say that. So, again, I believe her when she said that with all she had going on, she wasn't paying attention to what he had going. Hell, I'm married now, and I don't know EVERYTHING my husband is doing 24/7, nor do I care. Our work schedules are so different, we rarely see each other most days. Also, this man (by his own admission) lied about the whole Kenya thing for what...2 years. So, why is it hard to believe that he wouldn't lie to his wife or just not tell her, about his wrongdoings? I have to say, I'm with NeNe on this one, I think he's lying about lying...

Anyway, Kandi trying to play mediator is making her look real messy. None of the girls were feeling it and other than NeNe reading the hell out of Cynthia's fake (looking and acting) ass, that dinner was a complete waste of time. I'm hoping the season will get better

Well, until next time....