Giving a serious side-eye to Cosmo Magazine

I - along with the majority of the people in the world who are not brainwashed into thinking the Kardashians are anything more than over-rated, irritating, famous-for-no-damn-reason, women, who all have invested in way too much plastic surgery- am both amused and appalled at the fact that Cosmo magazine has foolishly named them as America's First Family in the November issue. The First Family of non-Black women who love weak minded Black men, maybe..but that's about it. I see Kris Jenner (the pimptress) and her whores (her daughters) who she sells to the highest African-American male bidders. 

Listen, Cosmo Mag, just because you and their fans worship the ground these beautiful, yet terribly thoughtless and clueless women walk on, does not make them America's First Family. No, that title goes to the REAL First Family- President & First Lady Obama, and their two gorgeous, educated, respectful daughters, Sasha & Malia. Regardless of how much Conservative's (and there are obviously several of them who work for Cosmo) hate this man and his beautiful, classy wife...they are America's First Family. Kris Jenner and her minions are only famous for lying on their backs with Black men  rich Black men, specifically athletes and mediocre rappers (yeah I said it) 

                                                                                                         

To even give the Kardashian clique this title is both ignorant, and disrespectful. You people who eat, sleep, and breathe the Kartrashians can think they are worthy of this title if you want. The rest of us know better. Cosmo, y'all tried it, forreal.